43 Hot and Fresh Tweets From Twitter Users Who Don't Want to Call it X (December 9, 2023)

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    kimberlee @kimberleeerose Could have something to do with his connections to the mob The Sopranos Club @TheSoprano.... 20h If Tony Soprano was whacked at the end... what are the reasons why? 6:33 PM 11/28/23 from Earth 1.5M Views . 1K Reposts 12 Quotes 28K Likes 213 Bookmarks
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    Gavin @PrimaryCinema If SNL was funny this week's cold open would be Bowen Yang performing Hallelujah as George Santos. 2:06 PM 12/1/23 from Earth. 684K Views . 913 Reposts 34 Quotes
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    Kyle Patrick @kyry5 Trader Joe's could shut down every other grocery store in the country by simply carrying Diet Coke 8:28 PM 12/1/23 from Earth.9K Views . 39 Reposts 3 Quotes 357 Likes 1 Bookmark
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    myla @margaritamyla my boyfriend texts me about basketball like a medieval scribe would speak of a revolution Kings are getting destroyed by the warriors im miserable 12:07 AM 11/29/23 from Earth 2.1M Views . 4.8K Reposts 152 Quotes
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    zora @Zora8me Less flamboyant relative of the Boom Chacalaca t Curassow Crax rubra 3 ft. (90 cm) Plain Chachalaca Ortalis vetula To 2 ft. (60 cm) Fork-tailed Flycatcher Tyrannus savana To 16 in. (40 cm) 8:34 AM 12/2/23 from Earth-6K Views 30 Reposts 4 Quotes 308 Likes
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    oj @reesonabledoubt Nah you need to take heed and get outta that town pretty. @bigshugdoe.1d Now wtf are the odds tonight see two Mystery Machines in one day. I feel like this is some type of good luck. THE MYSTENE 12:24 PM 11/26/23 from Earth - 2.6M Views 8.7K Reposts 83 Quotes
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    kira @kirawontmiss just ride a horse at this point SereS @realSereS 1d U see ur uber driving like this wyd 12:23 PM 11/26/23 from Earth. 15M Views 17K Reposts 141 Quotes Icc 4
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    JoeLongBalls @JoeLongBalls guy responding to "how's it going" severity scale not bad bad - can't complain = weeks ruined it's going = worst day of life yet another day in paradise = said while purchasing cigarettes for the first time in 2 years ahh, you know = will be driving home in the wrong lane 10:14 PM 11/28/23 from Earth. 1.8M Views 9.5K Reposts 510 Quotes
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    kira @kirawontmiss you know exactly what its for james @phantom_. 1d what's this for 1 Piece Adjustable Head-mounted Mobile Phone Holder, First Person Perspective Shoot... $6.09 254 sold Color: Black
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    Mike Bird @Birdyword In Tokyo there is a Philadelphia themed bar, which was set up because the guy who runs it loved Philadelphia soul music, and wanted to set up place that only played that. Eagles games on the TV, cheesesteak on the menu. Brunet TOWN 6:17 AM 11/27/23 from Earth. 1.6M Views 1.3K Reposts 372 Quotes P A
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    Healthy chronicles Vol. 4 @bighealthyfr How deep in the trenches do you have to be to be eating medicated top ramen Jhonny @JhonnyWhite69.3d jus got me some weed noodles Chicken Ranen Dance AT PORT R Chicken Ram CA 804306 WARA WARRANT T-1 8:03 PM 11/24/23 from Earth.4.2M Views 4.4K Reposts 196 Quotes
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    MY SPACESHIP? THIS IS A DOD... @BarkyBoogz I need to get off the internet because I fully expected to see a translucent dog in this mane's lung cavity. Sam Ghali, M.D. @EM_RESUS. 1d Here's an important Chest X-Ray of a man in his 20's who presented to the ER with cough for 1 month What's the diagnosis? W
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    The Lifter Tick @tommy_scrapegod finna miss the polar express up here GOOOO tweeting and 9 Michal (bonus track) @cutarded. 1d Man why Why the is there a train infront of my house SURG
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    my dad believes the ultimate status symbol a person can have is the size of their TV B timothy faust @crulge B How big is the Tv? Big Jim Faust. 12:59 PM Did you buy a magnifying glass too Big Jim Faust 1:02 PM A paltry 55 inches Please don't be disappointed in me 1:00 PM 4:03 PM - 11/26/23 from Earth - 223K Views . 304 Reposts 25 Quotes 8K Likes 169 Bookmarks
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    Dan White @atdanwhite The 19-year-olds who attend my favorite university didn't score enough touchdowns today so I'm blacked out, facedown in the driveway. My wife is crying, begging me to come inside & sing Happy Birthday to my son. "Please just reverse the Rav4" I whisper into the concrete. 3:37 PM 11/25/23 from Earth.3.4M Views . 3.2K Reposts 198 Quotes
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    Pyramid Chad, Unbanned E... @pyrameadhead The last thing Henry Kissinger saw DIC wwwww Nicki Minaj @NICKIMINAJ. 1d The fact that y'all have no idea what's about to happen 9:50 PM 11/29/23 from Earth. 5M Views 17K Reposts 112 Quotes
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    Rohita Kadambi @RohitaKadambi Jimmy Carter losing his wife and his arch nemesis in the same week is some soap opera season finale. 9:40 PM 11/29/23 from Earth. 1.3M Views . 5.8K Reposts 123 Quotes
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    Liam @LiamUTLR Howling at how much he's the spitting image of that DOG NEWS BBC News (UK) @BBCNews. 17h Boy, 10, starts petition to get Apple to change 'nerd' glasses emoji bbc.in/47xS2F2 4:59 AM 11/29/23 2.7M Views . emb xtra 2.6K Reposts 59 Quotes
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    levy @1929stockcrash mumford and sons after 25 mg of adderall TikTok @barjaybar 10:42 AM 11/22/23 from Earth 461K Views 606 Reposts 80 Quotes . c WILA Mach
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    alxndr @alexaldente "Jesus was a carpenter" express shipping my stan card application IMMEDIATELY Pop Tingz @ThePopTingz.5h Sabrina Carpenter addresses controversy over filming the music video for "Feather" at a Catholic Church: "We got approval in advance, and Jesus was a carpenter." EM
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    big content guy @bigcontentguy i'd put my girlfriend in a crawl space if she posted this POV: You don't find them initially attractive, but decide to push past your superficial type and end up totally in love. 11:28 AM 12/1/23 from Earth 2.4M Views
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    Tommy Strong @SlimWyldNReklez The purge means crime is legal for 24 hours the fact that y'all go straight for murder is weird to me 3:34 PM 12/1/23 from Earth 6.8M Views 12K Reposts 5.2K Quotes
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    K.B. @kbsoperfect Kids don't care. They'll be like "why you so ugly?" Then do a cartwheel 7:54 PM 11/30/23 from Earth. 1.3M Views . 5.6K Reposts 556 Quotes
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    Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin_ And just like that...Golf with the boys has been cancelled A Cassie > iMessage Today 9:47 AM Have fun golfing (again)... please pick up dinner on your way home! Mullie 3:14 PM 12/1/23 3.1M Views You got it Abby Baby* Oooh boy here we go Read 9:49 AM
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    Cassie Pritchard (again) @hecubian_devil You can't convince me this isn't a sign of a badly fraying social fabric nohobal head of marketing @nohoha... . 2d I'm sorry are you guys serious right now Trader Joe's tries to start a conversation +7 Donect 1929 ... 18 1:55 PM 12/1/23 - 1M Views 20 Sd Reply ♥ 53 blauballer Creator The other day I got a "mangos, am I right?" 5d Reply ♡31 View 1 reply Right like I want to get in and out 5d Reply ♡40 w Q cashier was like omg you're gonna love it this is so
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    Bryce Rossler @btrossler It's very weird that so many women base their entire personalities around being Taylor Swift fans. Is that really all there is to you as a human being? It's just music. Anyways, if the Lions don't win on Sunday, I'll jump off a bridge. bri (taylors verison) | ISO TORONTO T.... 1d Idk if this makes sense, but I love how her home looks lived in. Like sometimes you see celebrities houses and it's like I can tell you spend no time here..?
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    clay @_claypot thanks spotify neither could my grandma MYCHEMICAL ROMAKEE PARENTAL ADVISORY EXPLICIT CONTENT THE BLACK PARADE You couldn't get enough of Cancer. clay @claypot. 1d the wrapped is too embarrassing this year 11:18 AM 11/29/23 4.3M Views 10K Reposts 517 Quotes
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    Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr The plane ain't got no WiFi but the credit card machine swiping fine to charge us for these snacks. Somebody lying. 3:10 PM 11/30/23 from Earth 4.2M Views . 4.4K Reposts 260 Quotes .
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    isabel @_unwell got kicked out of the dispensary for asking them to tell me where their wares fell on The Chart. again tv is scary the dishes are fun the dishes are scary 8:02 PM 11/27/23 from Earth. 1.5M Views 3.1K Reposts 186 Quotes tv is fun
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    FlowerKalayaha @Caaliflower LMFAOOO y'all I'm screaming This gon sound weird but fr fr.. i like you but not in a sexual way.. like a "i think you're fun way" can i text you.. like send TikTok's and reels type ? Talk lol 5:18 PM about people type way Yea my number is 2 new messages HA TRICKED YOU! Incoming dicc pic Imaooo 8:34 PM 11/29/23 from Earth. 4.6M Views 4.5K Reposts 2K Quotes 5:29 PM 5:29 PM
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    Big Rach @googleymoogley I love when SVU recycles actors years later as if I won't know this is the same woman who put a child in an igloo cooler and set it sail on the Hudson in 1999 10:58 PM - 12/1/23 from Earth. 4.6K Views 17 Reposts 181 Likes
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    GRENZE Sean Barry Parsons Ⓡ @SeanBParsons I saw "DIVA DOWN" was trending and I just knew....goodbye George Santos. You were an evil gay 1960s Batman villain candle in the wind. 12:00 PM - 12/1/23 from Earth. 1.2M Views 3K Reposts 48 Quotes
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    will @dbk180 there's a second plane 5:38 569 I have never seen family guy will @dbk180.15h My 9/11 4:41 E Emily > 560 E I'm not gonna lie I had to look up who that is 5:39 PM 12/1/23 3.7M Views 38 2.8K Reposts 96 Quotes 0 Emily > Did u see they're adding peter griffin to fortnite 12 0
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    Sal Gentile @salgentile santos showing up to work on monday like nothing happened 2:37 PM 12/1/23 from Earth. 1M Views 1.7K Reposts 44 Quotes ANE
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    slate @PleaseBeGneiss me: can i get a burger ($5.99) with fries ($1.99) and a soda ($1.49) me: ok cashier: sure that'll be $25 4:50 PM 12/1/23 from Earth.87K Views . 305 Reposts 5 Quotes 5.2K Likes 53 Bookmarks
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    CoKane @KanesCabDriv3r This is what guns look like to me after 2 white claws DADO MOJADO 4:19 PM 12/1/23 from Earth. 1.8M Views 2K Reposts 66 Quotes
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    Caitlin @caithuls She said y'all don't get it. My daughter is soooooo stupid with a Y She's out of her _mind = Daily Mail News @wyntermitchell. 1d .com . Felicity Huffman finally speaks out about Varsity Blues admissions scandal after 11 day prison stunt for bribing her daughter's way into college: 'I had to break the law to give her a future' By Jen Smith, Chief Reporter For Dailymail.Com 08:06 EST 01 Dec 2023, updated 09:42 EST 01 Dec 2023 10:37 AM 12/1/23 5.4M Views 625 10+8 View gallery 0,*:
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    an ari little christmas @AriWRees Aside from completely misunderstanding the charm of the show, this writer doesn't realize it has a villain and the villain is time, human error, and the fickleness of technology. RKK @rkktweets. 1d doesn't. No it VULTURE Q NO MORE MR. NICE PIE 3:38 P.M. The Great British Baking Show Needs a Villain By Roxana Hadadi, a Vulture TV critic who also covers film and pop culture
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    greg S ifra @greg16676935420 Throwback to when you could legally gamble at Taco Bell as a kid 254-Bean Burrito 10t-Crunchy taco 5-Cin montwist 10:02 PM 11/28/23 from Earth 677K Views . .
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    jaz @korydaya The way Vanessa Hudgens has played two latinas skfjfjfj she didn't gaf she just wanted that money 2:10 PM 11/28/23 from Earth -2.9M Views . 1K Reposts 737 Quotes
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    Pundamentalism @Pundamentalism I feel like people would be less upset about water companies dumping sewage into our rivers if there were at least one new mutant martial arts expert animal to show for it. 6:12 AM 12/2/23 from Earth. 3.9K Views 2 Reposts 17 Likes
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    War Wolf @sabatonfan69 So what we get drunk So what we eat cheese We're just 3 blind mice We don't care who sees 6:37 PM 12/1/23 from Earth. 692K Views . 2K Reposts 21 Quotes
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    Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix Me: Do you need to go outside? Dog: Me: Outside? Dog: Me: Do you need to pee? Dog: Me: Go poop? Go outside? Dog: Me: Ugh. Fine. Dog: Me: [gets coffee and gets comfy on couch] Dog: You won't believe this. 7:31 AM 12/2/23 from Earth. 128K Views . 316 Reposts 22 Quotes 3.6K Likes 57 Bookmark

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